(Another post in the erratic series, Adventures in IT Contracting)
Proving that you can have a little fun with drafting EULAs…
CrossOver License Grant
YOU REALLY WANT TO READ THIS, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE MANDATORY CAR WASH FOR CODEWEAVERS EMPLOYEES...
If you don't like this license grant:
a. Let us know, we'd appreciate the feedback.
b. Stop right now, and ask for a refund. We'll cheerfully do so.
The main thing we want you to know:
This is a license for one user. The license is not necessarily for a specific user, or a specific computer, but it is for one person at a time. If you need to support more than one person, please contact us for volume pricing and site licensing. We do offer educational discounts.
I like the very plain language summary provided at the beginning of the EULA, especially as it answers the very frequently asked question, around educational discounts and offers a clear opportunity to refuse the terms. As a whole, the full EULA is fairly plain language.
See, EULAs don’t have to be boring!